Who's there?

Oh, it's you.

Ahaha surprised? The other receptionist is away on leave so Vivian is here.

The other recepetionist was all like "simps" this, and "cuck" that y'know?. It gets old after a while.

But yeah, indefinite leave.

(You get the feeling that you are being watched very closely.)



Anyway, Vivian is required to give you a pamphlet about some of our more pressing OH&S concerns.

You should... probably give it a read.



UHHHHHH SOMETHING GOES HERE



So finally,

(Vivian hands you a little device.)

your beacon.

It lets corporate keep an eye on vistors to, uh, keep you safe.

Don't eat it, try not to break it.

What happens if you ditch it? Who knows!

Maybe they'll chop you up into recyclable materials to make their pamphlets.

(Vivian laughs but it doesn't seem like a joke.)



You should probably go back now.

THE NEUTRAL ZONE